"TWINS? That's amazing," gushed one of the identikit over made-up wannabes as if she'd never seen a grown woman looking like something out of a Club Tropicana video and sucking on a pink lollipop before. Did she never watch Love Island?
Ho hum.
Sam and Amanda who describe themselves as "twincredible" (yawn) were first in. Something tells me they wont be first out. As I'm old enough to be their mother, I am feeling a tiny bit protective of them - no point really as Mof points out, they'll no doubt have their boobs out in Nuts magazine before you can say "your 15 minutes is up."
(This has also made me remember the ridiculously named Boobie Twins who were the subject of a surreal mix up with a Sunday paper when they thought they were getting a story about the UK's answer to the Barbi Twins. Does anyone remember these strange people? Oh never mind.)
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