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  • This blog was set up in 2006 as a resource for parents of multiple birth children.

    Then it moved on to include journalism, fiction, media requests and advice under the 'Write away' category as well as the odd bit of nonsense about my family and eating too much cake. Then it sort of stopped. But I still pop up here now and again when the fancy takes me.

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May 02, 2008

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I do like my son and daughter's: "doodah" and "chocho" respectively; kinda cute, but instantly recognisable for what they are... well, to me anyway :) Loving your "itchy fanny" story!

We just went with penis, vagina and butt.

Of course, Ian has since picked up "ass" which I am seriously trying to curb.

Emily says "butt" - something to do with watching The Simpsons too much!

Hey Skippy - you'll appreciate this, as told by a freelance journalist colleague:


When I used to work on cruise ships in the US we did the 'mr and mrs game' and used to ask 'What would you make smaller about your wife?'

One of the reponses was 'I'd make her fanny smaller.' The other english staff and I had to try very hard not to crack up on stage at that one

LOVING IT!

Were they all wearing "fanny packs" on the cruise? Yeah, we love our fanny packs. ;-)

Fanny pack = Where we keep our credit cards, cash & passports. You never knew, did you?

..which of course leads to a man saying to his wife: "Stick this in your fanny pack will you." Arf.

We've always called it a vagina, shortened to "Dina" by my daughter when she was too young to get her tongue around vagina - so to speak
My son named his willy "Milly"

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